A Very Martian Christmas

An Alien Affair to Remember

Pat Talbot, a butch lesbian, joins her identical but straight twin, Pam, aboard the Martian Love Boat, the Navire L’Amour, for a Christmas singles cruise to Jupiter.

Martians Tana and Atticus Marius are getting divorced. Tana’s lesbianism leaves Atticus out of the bedroom in a sexless marriage. They booked the cruise a year ago and agree to travel together, and be adult about it, one last time.

Pat falls for Tana, and Pam for Atticus. Everything seems marvelous and love is in the stateroom, until a disastrous allergic reaction, a switching of identities, and bigotry against Martians dating Earthlings cause a riotous, hilarious, Christmas celebration.

Lesfic Romance, Sapphic Fiction, WLW, Butch/Femme, Spicy Novella, Lesbian Fantasy, SapphFic Fantasy, First contact sex